... NBC has announced its (wait for it) Post-Lenocalypse schedule. We're going to have to endure a lot of Law & Order and flimsy reality shows until March, which is when Parenthood (which better be good) premieres. [Live Feed]

... Conan put The Tonight Show up for sale on Craigslist. No, really, he did. [Craigslist] He also received an invite from Sons of Anarchy creator Kurt Sutter to play a bit part on the motorcycle-gang drama. No, really, he did. [Yahoo]

... Holly Madison, a.k.a. my favorite Girl Next Door, is finally getting her own series on E! The forthcoming reality show will follow her life as a performer in Las Vegas. [THR]

... The Office bosses—David Brent (Ricky Gervais) and Michael Scott (Steve Carell)—could finally come into contact with each other. That's what she said. [Ausiello]

... ABC has picked up a new comedy from former Friends writer Shana Goldberg-Meehan. The sitcom will be about the relationship foibles of two sisters, one pregnant and married, the other in a long-term relationship. [THR]

... CBS has picked up freshman dramas NCIS: Los Angeles and The Good Wife for second seasons. Life is good for Chris's O'Donnell and Noth. [THR]

... National Lampoon's Beverly D'Angelo has been cast as Laurie's (Busy Phillipps) mom on Cougar Town. I predict many blonde jokes. [Ausiello]